I had to pee in a cup today. A cup that came out of a drawer marked “big” cups. I’m not sure what they’re implying with the quotation marks, but the sign was definitely made in Word with WordArt.
Then I had to hand a cup of my pee to a strange woman I’ve never met, and she poured into a vial and flushed the toilet for me. It was all very personal for 9 AM.
I also had to initial the vial full of pee. I don’t understand why I couldn’t sign the label before it was full of urine, but those are the rules, apparently.
Anyway, I have a new job.