This was the only time I didn’t have to go all day…

I had to pee in a cup today. A cup that came out of a drawer marked “big” cups. I’m not sure what they’re implying with the quotation marks, but the sign was definitely made in Word with WordArt.

Then I had to hand a cup of my pee to a strange woman I’ve never met, and she poured into a vial and flushed the toilet for me. It was all very personal for 9 AM.

I also had to initial the vial full of pee. I don’t understand why I couldn’t sign the label before it was full of urine, but those are the rules, apparently.

Anyway, I have a new job.

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4 comments on “This was the only time I didn’t have to go all day…

  1. Alicia says:

    So … what’s the new job and why did you have to pee in a cup?

  2. eclecticlamb says:

    I would rather do that type of test than the hair type. I had no reason to fear the results but I hated them cutting my hair! It was a quarter size circle down to the roots and I felt violated.

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