I recently was looking into what kinds of things people search to find my blog.
Holy shit, y’all.
I don’t know what’s going on out there, but I want to say thank you. I laughed and laughed at some of these.
Here’s all of them:
I mean, I can understand how each of these link to my blog. However, I can’t imagine the scenario in which some of these were ever searched. For example, “where is nipple.” Not even, “where is my nipple” or “where is her nipple” or even “where is my parakeet’s nipple.” I’m sorry to disappoint whoever thought I might teach them about nipples.
Also, “my face hasn’t developed yet.” Whoever you are, please seek help for that.
My very favorite is “girl with green goo on her face.” A google image search reveals this:
I feel pretty famous right about now.