Elizabeth Taylor said that. She’s wrong though, that shit stinks. You can smell my hands after I roll a bunch of change if you don’t believe me. At my job, I encounter a ton of money. I mean, obviously, I work in a cash office. There’s not a lot to get excited about there, so recently, I’ve been noticing that a ton of people write on money. I’ve collected some photos of things I’ve seen at work, for your viewing pleasure.
The main thing I encounter is random numbers written on the bills. I don’t understand writing on money in general, and I often waste away the hours thinking about possible scenarios for all of this.
Another common thing I get is the “Where’s George” bills. I guess it’s useful if you want to know if your bill is covered in cocaine or if it was recently in a G string.
People also tend to write their names on money.
Some miscellaneous things:
And my personal favorites:
Anyway, these are basically the highlights of my day, because my life is dull.