Things Peter Said Recently

Here’s a collection of quotes from Peter. I think they’re better without context.

1. ”We could give the duck all kinds of Forensic Technology, and he could be a Ducktective!”

2. “Hey good luck today. What with your country deciding whether or not to jump dick first into the dark ages again.”

3. “Baby, get my fighting trousers and my murder knife!”

4. “Hey baby, what if I had proboscis like a mosquito?”

5. “I am a fucking untouchable sniper god!”

6. “What should I name my Bulbasaur?” *pause* “Maxnoleaves!”

7. “That was like a fart transplant.”

8. Your toes are is prison. This is a prototype. TOE PRISON!” *laser noises*